Miss XYZ
Make a sash from fabric and fabric pens (or ask an artistic friend to do it for you). Buy a crown for children’s princess costumes or dress up clothes. Carry a bouquet of flowers. Some Miss XYZ ideas:

• Miss America
• Miss (Your State Here) – incorporate the BEST things about your state
• Miss (Your Rival State Here) – incorporate the WORST things about your rival state
• Miss Congeniality – look ugly, if you can
• Miss Right – if you’re single and looking
• Miss Right Now – if you’re single and looking for you-know-what
• Miss Cellaneous – miscellaneous
• Miss Chievious – mischievious
• Miss Demeanor – misdemeanor – handcuffs, mugshot number plate, fake bloody nose
• Miss Eltoe – misletoe – wear leaves and berries, carry mistletoe, hang out in doorways, get kisses
• Miss Ery – misery – tear-stained face, tissues, broken crown, bad attitude, misery loves company
• Miss Fit – misfit – super sporty gal or alternative pagent winner
• Miss Shunary – missionary – churchy beauty queen
• Miss Tery – mystery – wear a masquerade mask
• Miss Tress – mistress – gold digger gear, naughty naughty
• Miss Understood – misunderstood – goth, another alternative pagent winner
• Miss Swiss (Swiss Miss) – skiing equipment, mountain climbing gear, winter clothing, give away hot chocolate packets, and yodel

XYZ Prom Queen
Buy a crown or make one from XYZ appropriate material, like cardboard for Hillybilly Prom Queen. Carry flowers if you like. No sash needed. Some prom queen ideas:

• Hillbilly Prom Queen – bad hair, bad makeup, billy bob teeth, work boots/holey shoes, hillbilly prom date
• Redneck / White Trash Prom Queen – bad hair, bad makeup, fake tattoos, camouflage or blaze orange accessories, pocket knife, NASCAR gear, flannel shirt, redneck prom date
• Nerdy Prom Queen – nerdy glasses, inappropriate bra & underwear, childish jewelry, calculator, pocket protector, cell phone clip, nerdy prom date